Congratulations!!!

It seems that Time magazine has awarded you "Person of the Year". So in order to celebrate you should come out Friday Dec. 22 AND Saturday Dec. 23 at the Canadian. You will have a fun time.

And in closing let me quote August J. Pollak:

"I'd like to apologize in advance for this, because I'm sure it will offend some. But Person of the Year isn't the Special fucking Olympics. The entire point of the exercise is that everyone doesn't get a medal for participating. The purpose of the issue is to address the person or persons who, for bad or worse, most affected world events of that year. So they picked... everyone? Well of course everyone affected world events the most, fuckwits."